Pooping Adventure

So I dropped Maria off at work on Monday, and had a nelson's breakfast burrito and coffee. So when I left i had to poop, but just a little bit. I tried to drive to my house, but much to my dismay I couldn't park because of all the tow trucks swarming the neighborhood, and the 12 inches of snow. Plus I got stuck with the wagon once, and I didn't want to take any chances. So i went to park at Maria's house. By this time, I had to poop kind of a lot. when I got out of the car i realized i didn't have my keys. no problem, i thought. i'll just use the spare. well the spare was mighty hard to find under 12 inches of fresh snow. i shoveled until i was convinced that i had accidentally shoveled the key into the middle of the yard. now the poo poo situation was starting to become pretty immediate. i thought, maybe i can bump the lock. but i didn't have a key, or a file, nor have i ever even tried that before. i just read about it on the internet one time. that was out. so i decided to put on my skis that were in the car, and ski to my house. i figured that skiing would be a lot more fun than walking, and with any luck might save me some time. i got three blocks before i realized that i couldn't get into my house without my keys either. mmmm. so i skiied back and drove to roseville, and had a great poop.