Most useless product of 2009

I think I've already discovered the most useless product of 2009, on a local message board. Maybe I'm being too harsh, seven full rotations of a screwdriver may be just the push those who can't manage two half turns of a wrench and one half turn of a wheel needed to experience the awkward, non-committal bliss of a flip flop hub. The overly complex and mostly unreadable website is also a very nice touch. Both pose a clumsy half solution to a problem that clearly does not exist.