10: Excessive

If I was answering a fiber survey today, under flatulence I would mark 10:excessive. Both in volume and potency. Not sure what the cause is at the moment. Maybe it actually is the fiber.

Been on craigslist quite a bit looking for a free file cabinet so i can organize my life, and trying to buy a tandem. what a pain in the ass, no one ever emails you back. one person didn't answer my email, but re-listed the next morning. what a bitch.

speaking of bitches, i hope the lady in the minivan who sped up to try and get around me 20 yards out from a stopsign after i signaled to turn left with the bob got to the idiot retard soccer mom convention she was apparently running late for on time. You gotta wonder what she might have been thinking: "a cyclist in front of me? wants to turn left? fuck that, I gotta get to that stop sign first!" I like how when some people driving see something they don't understand, or are unsure of their answer is to speed up. She had that unsure look on her face, like "can I get around him?" but she was still speeding up. thanks for playing it safe.

On another craigslist note i just found this in the wanted section:

TV w/ built-in VCR (or DVD) to help me lose weight

not sure if that's going to work out for you, buddy.

This lady hit the nail right on its fat, stupid head: Pioneer Press.