200 jiggawatt 1024 jiggawho wonder machine

My name's not hendrix...... it's ah...Ferdinand..........

I needed a new computor so i called screech up and we went to best buy today. i figured if there was going to be a ginormous amount of money spent who better to witness than screech. he agreed, he's like the best person at making large purchases i know.

unbeknownst to me i have credit so i was able to purchase this fine machine with 12month no interest financing. i didnt really want to buy it at best buy, it made me feel a little sad since they worked me over so bad with my cellphone performance plan like 3 times, but $150 in gift cards made me feel a lot better. then the dude tried to sell me all this spam protection and shit, and i was pretty wary. so screech comes over and goes "he's just gonna put linux on it anyways" then the dude was like well looks like you bypassed any reason i might have to sell you this $118 virus/adware/windows sucking package we offer. and we were like yeah, booya!

so now i get to do all kinds a trying out linuxes that were too hot for the 1998 edition compaq, and blogging and email checking and paper writing. what?

time for potroast, and maybe a delicious beer or two to celebrate the occasion. on deck for tonight: possibly Bullitt, with steve mcqueen. Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!